By day, Jess Goodwin leads social media for The Splat, a TV lineup consisting primarily of '90s Nickelodeon shows, and reassures her inner child that yes, those many, many hours parked in front of the TV watching Hey Arnold! and Are You Afraid of the Dark? were totally worth it.

By night, she eats cheese and donuts and rewatches canceled NBC sitcoms for the fifth+ time.